Saturday, November 30, 2013

Giving Thanks

We have so much to be THANKFUL for. Here are only a few of the countless things I am giving thanks for this holiday season. There is no specific order.
First of all, I'm THANKFUL that I am not a turkey. They really are unattractive animals. No matter how you dress 'em, they are just not pretty.
After we removed the fowl from the grill, we found that we had overlooked a feather. Ooops! I laughed when I saw this, as it reminded me of a feather adornment on a gentleman's jaunty bowler or fedora. I guess that means that our turkey was well dressed for the occasion. 
I am THANKFUL for turkey veggie platters -- and the hands that created the masterpiece!

 I guess I'm THANKFUL that it's okay to play with your food.


Thanksgiving Day was spent cooking lots o' food, laughing, visiting with loved ones, giving thanks, and probably eating too much caloric-dense food. Hey, it's a once-a-year chow-a-thon, so overeating is permitted. Now it's back to normal-sized portions. I am THANKFUL this is a once-a-year, "limited time only" event. 

This is one of the two Thanksgiving tables set for our party of eleven. I am THANKFUL that we inherited Aunt Milly's beautiful (early 1900s) dining room set. 



In June 1958, Mr. Smith's aunt and uncle purchased this buffet, table, and six chairs at a furniture store that sold both new and used furniture. Someone had traded this "old" stuff in for something new. Aunt Milly said that she spied the set in the furniture store window and had to go inside to take a closer look. They ended up putting the set on layaway.


Yes, the price was $60 for all eight pieces. I'm THANKFUL that Aunt Milly saved this receipt.

I am soooo THANKFUL that I was able to find four complete place settings of our china. My frugal eBay purchases arrived a full week before Thanksgiving.


Mr. Smith and I started out with eight 5-piece place settings and miscellaneous serving bowls when we were first married, but never added to our set. The pattern was discontinued in 1992, so I couldn't buy any more dishes. After nearly 26 years of only using the "good stuff" once or twice a year, only when there were eight or less gathered around the table, we finally have service for twelve. I decree that we shall use the china and crystal weekly!
My china cabinet is now well stocked with Dansk "Statement" china -- a very simple, yet timeless pattern.




I am THANKFUL for these two noodle artistes

Millie Girl and her auntie got things rolling by making homemade noodles. Our family's tradition is to serve the noodles and broth over mashed potatoes. That is my "mostest favorite" part of a Thanksgiving dinner -- hands down. Forget the bird and other trimmings, bring on the starch! The mashers/noodle combo is comfort food at its finest.

I'm THANKFUL that my mom taught us how to prepare this family recipe, and grateful that we can pretty much recreate Mom's noodles. 


My mom used to make and roll out the noodle dough the night before the big feast. The dough has to be "just so" to be able to cut into; not too doughy or not too crumbly. As kids, my siblings and I would try to accelerate the noodle curing process by using a hair dryer set on the lowest setting. If the hairdryer would have been set on high, the sheets of dough would have likely blown off the counter. We never did try testing the tolerances for this. Well... if we did experiment, no one is talking about it.


Mom would cut very thin strips of dough by using her favorite small paring knife and end up with consistently uniform noodles. Despite trying to cut noodles by hand, just like Mom, I never quite mastered her technique.


One year, Mom ended up with a sore elbow and shoulder after cutting so many noodles. She dubbed her condition noodlitis. The healing process for this painful affliction began shortly after my mom received a Marcato Altas 150. No more sore joints after noodle making. We, too, now own an Atlas 150 -- Fantastico!



My three Smithlings all learned how to make Grandma Betty's noodles, under her careful tutelage. Traditions MUST be passed down. Especially when they involve food. :-)


I am THANKFUL for pie! Pie baking is another skill that both my mother and mother-in-law perfected. My seester and I attempt to carry on the tradition. It's all in the crust.


 I am THANKFUL for this trio o' hairy guys.

We all were THANKFUL for quality family time...


Everyone was THANKFUL for a sunny, glorious day! While the sun was shining and the temperature was still reasonably warmish, we headed outdoors for a little activity. Some of us opted for a walk, while others biked.
The 1969 Schwinn DeLuxe Twinn was eager to burn up the streets.

We recently had the old blue tandem tuned up at our favorite bike shop, so it not only looks as good as new, but it is now a smooth running machine.


Let me backpedal a bit and fill you in on the history of the bicycle built for two.


Back in June of 1972, I was eagerly anticipating my 10th birthday. One day, my sis and I passed by Fern McHenry's house where I spied my dream bicycle -- a Schwinn Twinn was parked on Fern's front lawn. It was blue; my favorite color. Best of all, it had a "For Sale" sign on it! I now knew exactly what I wanted for my 10th b-day.

Fern and her sister shared a modest, yet very tidy, brick home a few blocks away from my house. I was somewhat acquainted with these women from tagging along on my brother's newspaper route. 


This duo seemed ancient. In reality, these two women were probably not all that old; however, they were older than my parents, so that automatically made them REALLY old! Remember, I was nine, almost ten. Anyone over 40 was old.


These two ladies had created a stir in the neighborhood when they bought matching mopeds, used them for a short amount of time, then sold them. They did the same with the tandem. To say the tandem was "gently used" was an understatement.

Look at how much fun these people are having. I wanted in on this, too! Two?

I eagerly rang the doorbell to inquire about the bike. The sisters told me that they had owned the bike for a couple of years and were asking $110. This was the top of the line tandem, and they had added a speedometer/odometer -- Schwinn brand, of course. 


They graciously offered to let us take it on a test drive. We took them up on the offer -- no hesitation at all. We were only gone for a short time, but the two elderly women were shocked and very surprised that upon our return, the odometer now had 10 miles registered on it. Over the two years they had owned the blue bike, they had ridden it a mere 8 miles. My sister and I easily racked up 2 miles in no time at all. We then shared with them that we had ridden the bike at speeds of 15 mph. Utter disbelief was their reaction.


I hurried home and breathlessly explained to my parents that the PERFECT birthday present was just a few blocks away. I'm sure I tried all kinds of persuasive techniques. Mom and Dad listened to my proposal. I was asked to allow them time to discuss my request. After what seemed an eternity, my parents gently explained that this was just too much money to spend on a birthday gift. With six kids in the family, money allotted for gift giving was kept at a minimum. 


I had figured it was a "no" before I even asked the question, but I had to try.

Although I was disappointed, I next came up with a plan to get the McHenry sisters to reconsider their asking price. Unbeknownst to my mom and dad, I ventured back to the McHenry house on my own and inquired if they would be willing to accept an offer of $100. I cannot believe that I was that bold. I was a very timid child, so I must've been emboldened by the strong desire to possess that bike. I also cannot believe that I actually thought that my parents would let me have the bike if it cost ten dollars less.


The sisters smiled politely at my inquiry and kindly answered, "No. Our asking price stands." I headed back home.

I'm certain there were tears at this point.


FYI, $110 in 1972 would be worth about $615 in 2013 terms. I certainly do not spend that much money on individual birthday gifts for the three Smith kids. 
The $10 discount I was seeking would be valued at $55 in today's dollars. It was pretty gutsy for a lil' snot-nosed kid to try to negotiate that kind of a deal, huh? I REALLY wanted that bike, so I was willing to do just about anything to get it.

You have already seen the picture of the tandem, so you know how the story ends. I got the bike.


Did I throw such a fit that my parents gave in and used that month's grocery money to buy me what I wanted?


Did Fern soften and reduce her asking price?


Did I take the bike on another test drive and never return?


None of these options are correct.


My dear, sweet sister negotiated a deal with Mom and Dad.


Earlier that summer, my sis had started a job at the drugstore in downtown Shelburn. She worked at the soda fountain making the best cherry Cokes and vanilla phosphates in the entire world... but that's another story for another time. :-) Although she had only worked at the drugstore for a couple of months, she had managed to save a whopping $40 (According to the inflation calculator, that is $223 in 2013 values). My big sister offered her entire savings toward the purchase of a bicycle for me, if Mom and Dad would pay the remaining $70 (worth $391 today). They reached an accord, and the bike was purchased.


I could barely contain my joy! I promised to take my sister to work, whenever she wanted. And I did. I routinely heard townspeople comment, "Hey! I think you lost your passenger!" as I rode solo back home from the drugstore. Oh, if I had a dime for every time I heard that one. 
Well, I probably could have easily paid my sister back her $40.

I also promised to take good care of that bicycle. And I did.


It's a long story, but I shared it because I am THANKFUL that I have a generous, kind, loving, and caring sister -- then and now! And I am THANKFUL for wise parents.


The guys at the local bike shop really like my old bike, and they enjoyed tuning it up. They also admitted that they had a great time riding it.  Of course, I had to tell them the story of how I even ended up with the blue beauty. Don't worry, I gave them a much abbreviated version.



I'm THANKFUL for an 89-year-old daddy who still enjoys taking silly pictures with his daughter.


I'm THANKFUL for each one of these smiling faces. After such an awesome meal, everyone was too full to even mention a food item, so no one said, "Cheese!" for the camera.

I'm THANKFUL that you actually made it to the end of this rather lengthy post. Aren't you thankful, too?!

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

The Wrong Side of the Bed

Googling things in the middle of a "wakeful night's sleep" often results in interesting (yet somewhat useless) information. One dark and sleepless night, I read that slumbering on the left-hand side of the bed is the key to a happier, less stressful life. 

Oh, no! 

I'm in trouble. 

I'm a righty.

An interesting tidbit from this research was that "people who favour the left of the bed also have more confidence and are more likely to be in permanent employment than those who prefer the other side."  The study also revealed that "while right-hand siders tend to earn more than their opposite numbers, those who sleep on the left are happiest at work." 

So, left is right, and right is wrong? There really is a wrong side of the bed? Am I right?


I sleep on the right side of the mattress. I get up on the right side, and start my day on the right foot. 

I've always slept on the right side of the bed. Even when I was a little girl and shared a full-sized canopy bed with my big sis, I slept on the right side. The reason I got the right side was simple. Our bed had an extra tall frame, so the mattress was pretty high. We pushed the bed against the wall on the right side, so there was no fear of little four-year-old "me" falling out of such a high bed. Also, our room was very small, so the only logical configuration was to have the bed against the wall to allow more floor space; our bedroom was quite literally a BED room.

As I understand it, I was a bed hog during my childhood years. And I kicked like a mule while sleeping. I even managed to boot my sister out of bed on one occasion. I frequently stole all the sheets and blankets. According to my sister, she was always on the right side because there was nothing left. (It's a joke. She didn't REALLY say that. Besides, she slept on the left.)

Now that I'm already several paragraphs in to this left/right side of the bed discussion, how does one even determine what the right side or left side of the bed is?! What point of reference does one use? Is it when you are sitting up/lying in bed on your back? Lying on your stomach? Or is this determined by standing at the foot of the bed, looking at the bed. Hmmmm. Another consultation with Google shows that there is even debate on how to answer that question. Really?!!! 

I'm taking the stance that the right and left side of the bed are similar to the right and left side of a car. When sitting in an automobile, the driver is on the left side, and the passenger is on the right. Imagine sitting in your bed, sans the steering wheel. Wait! The aforementioned sleep study was done in the UK, and their driver's seat is on the right... Now I'm really confused.

Soooo, my left sleeping husband is supposedly more cheerful than I? I don't know about that. For the past several weeks, I've been giving him the cold shoulder every single night. 

Do you remember that I broke my shoulder at the beginning of this year? Yes, that's the same injury that I thought was all better, after months of PT. It's been acting up again. The achy shoulder/rotator cuff could be the reason I'm not sleeping for eight straight hours and then find myself surfing the Web in the wee hours. 

Any way, I am back at physical therapy. I have instructions to do additional exercises at home, and I'm supposed to ice my shoulder a few times a day. I find that it feels nice to ice just before catching some zzz's. It's my left shoulder, so if I lie on my back, Mr. Smith is to my left, on the left side of the bed. Just how cheerful can a guy be who gets a very chilly reception every time he comes in close for a good night kiss and snuggle?! Perhaps he is feeling left out.

Our 26th wedding anniversary is next month. Do you think we will make it?

Hey! There is hope. I just read online that some new study done by someone somewhere suggests couples get health benefits from snoozing together -- no sides were taken as to whether L or R is the better side of the bed to be on. "Together" is the operative word. The article goes on to explain that this might be a major reason why people with close relationships tend to be in better health and live longer. 

As long as Mr. Smith and I can deal with an occasional ice pack, frigid feet, stolen blankets, and the aches and pains of growing older together, we should be just fine. 

I must admit that I am still a wee bit bugged by those research findings that indicate that right side o' the bed sleepers often awake with a bad mood and are not as happy as the lefties. Hurumph! Oh, if only there were a little more room on the left side of the bed...

Monday, November 11, 2013

Wash Day Blues... and Browns

Thanks to the "Browns," I have help with sorting the dirty clothes. It's really true that Maine Coons are helpers. I am followed from room to room as I go about my daily tasks. When there's so much laundry to do, I'll take all the help I can get -- even if it's in the form of two overstuffed fuzzballs merely keeping me company.

Today as I'm working my way through this endless pile of laundry, there's an old Dolly Parton ditty spinning through my head:



Just rubbin' and a scrubbin' and a rinsin' 'em out;

I gotta hang 'em out early I hope the sun comes out...



(Wash 'em out ring 'em out hang 'em on the line

Get a little tired just think about the good times) 



Wash day blues



Side note: Now that I've put the lyrics into writing, I fear that the twangy chorus will be an irritating "earworm" until I go to sleep. Dolly Parton and Porter Wagoner will then haunt my dreams...Ugh! Must. Delete.

No more singing. Back to work.

I'm thankful that Bart & 'Mima do not climb into the warm dryer the way that Calistoga, our old, crotchety calico, used to. Years ago, when we lived in Santa Rosa, 'Stogie went for a spin in the dryer and made several rotations before I realized she was the reason for the thump, thump, thumping noise. (She was fine -- grumpy, scared, extra fluffy, but no worse for the wear.) At least I do not have to worry about tumbling the duo of brown tabbies. Our current washer and dryer are front loaders, but since they are on platforms, the openings are just a little too high for a curious cat to easily get into. Besides, B&J are too lazy to jump that high.


Three loads down, six more to go. 


Call me wishy-washy, but think I'll pass on accepting Bartholomew and Jemima's help with folding the clean laundry; especially the kitchen towels.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

A Crayola Kind of Fall


"There is a time for everything,

    and a season for every activity under the heavens..." 
-Ecclesiastes 3:1
Oh, how I love the sights, sounds, and smells of this season called Fall!

Mighty (and vivid!) oaks from little acorns grow.




After three years of living in our house, we FINALLY have a little splash o' fall color in our backyard. Hooray! We have oak and maple trees that are being a bit showy. A cacophony of color?

I associate the vibrant autumn hues with the color names of Crayola crayons. 
Thanks to this inspiration from Binney & Smith's Crayola, I see the leafy artwork outside my window in a whole new light. Pigments range from Goldenrod, to Burnt Sienna, to Raw Umber, to Maize. And let's not forget Mahogany and Mulberry.

Naturally, my lawn is Mountain Meadow... and the sky is Cerulean or Cornflower. I can't decide which one.

I like the way cerulean rolls off the tongue. Besides, it's a word that is rarely used in everyday conversations. It needs to be used. 

Cerulean it is.

I'm silly, I know. But it just seems more poetic to name the colors one sees with an ever-so-descriptive name.  Ordinary ol' red, orange, and yellow now sound so ho-hum and plain vanilla.


The Hibiscus is being a show-off, too.
In Crayola-speak: Cerise or Magenta?


As I was taking color inventory photographs, I found Mr. Smith working in the backyard. (My mister is no show-off. Thankfully.) He was compacting the decomposed granite pathways before I made him stop working to smile for my camera. I think he appreciated the brief respite from such weighty matters.

The paths are Tumbleweed with flecks of Copper or Gold. And that working guy who's wearing Black and White is decidedly Flesh colored.
But which one?!!!




I'm seeing a little Purple Mountain's Majesty, Sunglow, and Scarlet.

Pots of Electric Lime, Inchworm, Shocking Pink, Eggplant, and Sepia colored plants round out the autumnal color tour.

It's unmistakably fall, and coloring outside the lines is encouraged.