Saturday, December 27, 2014

One Score and Seven Years Ago...

Mr. Smith and I celebrated twenty-seven years of wedded bliss on the 27th! 

So if a "golden birthday" is the birthday on which the b-day celebrant turns the same age as his/her birthdate, why isn't the wedding anniversary that matches the date on which the bride and groom were wed called a "golden" anniversary?! Inquiring minds want to know.

Since the same naming conventions for "golden" b-days apparently does NOT apply to anniversaries, I guess that we will have to wait 23 more years before we can deem this union truly golden. Gee. I hope we can make it that long.
Our son gave us these cool mugs as part of our Christmas gift. With our anniversary two days after CHRISTmas, this is really an appropriate gift. They are perfect. For those of you who do not know, these are quotes from a scene in The Princess Bride, which also happens to be the second best thing that happened in 1987. Hint: 1987 was 27 years ago. 

These mugs are not really cool at all. I lied. When the picture was taken, they were quite hot. The glaze changes color from brown to cream as the temperature increases, which makes it possible to easily read the text on the mugs. Now, isn't that cool?
 We are keeping that flame o' love burning...

Our love burns eternal.

Mr. Smith and I are a hot match.

Our love will never burn out.

Sorry. I just had to use at least one bad pun in this entry. It's expected; possibly even required, so in honor of this momentous occasion, I exceeded the expectation. 

I think puns must be the secret to our happy marriage. 

Yeah, that's it.
So what wildly romantic thing did we do to celebrate our anniversary? We went out to eat. 

The best part is that we took our kids with us. We actually wanted them with us to help us celebrate. True story.
Although this picture was taken several days before the 27th, I want to share it here to officially commemorate our golden-but-not-really-golden anniversary. 

Twenty-seven years ago, we had an engagement picture taken before the wedding. This pic is sort of like that. It's the pre-Christmas/pre-anniversary "we-sort-of-got-cleaned-up-so-we-could-take-pictures" picture. 

I won't be submitting any pictures to the social pages of the local paper this time around, although I feel that celebrating a happy, committed, healthy, albeit pun-laden marriage IS pretty newsworthy stuff. 

I'll just publish our anniversary news here. It's MY column. I'm the editor. Roll the presses. :-P


Happiest Anniversary, Schnookums, a.k.a. Mr. Smith! 

Friday, December 26, 2014

Mah Tung Ith Numb

Millie has been to the dentist 2X every year since she sprouted teeth, so you'd think she'd know the drill by now. That girlie has never had a cavity, but she's had braces and just had to have oral surgery to have her wisdom teeth out. Guess she shouldn't have been such a smart mouth... 
An inconvenient tooth?
Actually, there were four of 'em.
Hmmmm... I wonder what the Tooth Fairy's going rate is these days.


Our orthodontist and our family dentist referred us to a well-respected oral surgeon in our area. When we met him I must admit that he seemed a little moody. We asked the doc if he was okay, then he explained that he always looks down in the mouth. He went on to tell us that he was voted "The Dentist of the Year," but all he got was a little plaque.

Okay, okay. These puns are worse than the pain Millie had to endure. Perhaps a little lidocaine might help.

Extraction Day was scheduled for the day after Christmas -- Ho! Ho! Ho! We arrived at the doc's office early, and expected to be there for about 45 minutes. Things didn't go quite as planned -- our daughter is a litter higher maintenance, it seems! It's safe to say this visit was like pulling teeth. The procedure took at least 45 minutes longer than anticipated. The doctor had to break up two of the four teeth into very small pieces in order to easily remove them. 

It's advisable to have a doctor with a good sense of humor to keep his patients in stitches... 

Millie Girl is a trooper. No complaints. No drama. Just lots of wisdom.

Here's a SnapChat photo that was sent while Millie was still comfortably numb. She was all smiles; however, our girlie wasn't smiling quite so much on days two and three. 


Wanna see what's on the menu for the next few days?
This is definitely cheesier than my bad puns.

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Merry and Bright

This year, as I decorated the house for Christmas, I decided to only put out the things that I really like. This jumbo, oversized Santa card from the 1960s made the cut. (Does this make it a paper cut?) 
As a kid, I loved to spend time with our neighbors, the Turners. They didn't have children of their own, so we six Thompson kids became a part of their extended family. And vice versa. Although they gave me many gifts over the years, and I have kept most of those items, for some reason this card that they gave to me in the mid-1960s is special to me. As a youngster, I always enjoyed touching the velvety soft "fabric" of Santa's suit. I'm surprised there are not worn spots that would require a patch in S.C.'s breeches. :-)
These delicate glass ornaments are a must-have for my CHRISTmas decorating scheme. I no longer hang them on the tree, but they reside in an antique glass basket during the month of December. I know this would please my mother-in-law, if she knew that her ornaments are cherished and are still on display.
When Mr. Smith and I first were married, we ordered this Advent calendar from the Lands' End catalog. Yes, this was back in the dark ages when orders were made by calling the "800" number. (Does anyone still call the "operators who are standing by" to order from mail-order catalogs?) 

When the Smithlings were little, they were eager to have their turn to move the wooden star each day. My, how things have changed! This season, we went for days without the star progressing at all. I actually had to pay them to move it. Not really. But it nearly came to that.

Ever since the kids were born, I have bought them new ornaments each Christmas to add to their box of decorations. Some years it is difficult to find the right one. I do actually put some thought into this. I like to find something that represents a significant event, or has some meaning. 

The week after Liesey got home from Pepperdine, we made a few trips to the mall to wrap up the Christmas shopping. There were just a few items we needed that I was not able to have Amazon deliver to my doorstep. On one of our outings, we both laughed when we saw this ornament and immediately knew that we HAD to get this for her big brother.  
Yes, it's a cat driving a fishmobile. What's the significance? 

This goes back thirteen years to the somewhat mediocre Disney animated movie Atlantis: The Lost Empire. Our family frequently uses several silly quotes from various movies. This movie is one of 'em that supplies one or two quotes.
I'm not sure why, but one of our fav. lines from this movie is said (by a character named Vincenzo "Vinny" Santorini) as the "good guys" are selecting a "Ketak" to use to chase the bad guys. 

What's a Ketak? A Ketak is a stone vehicle, carved into the shape of a fish, that is powered by the energy components possessed with the crystal shards from the Heart of Atlantis. (Say what?!) That sounds plausible, huh? 

Vinny surveys the options of fish vehicles before him and says, "You got something sporty? You know, like a tuna?" 

I don't know why, but over the years, our fam has repeated this line over and over again. It is so silly. 

When we were shopping and saw this ornament of a cat driving a tuna, we both blurted out the "sporty, like a tuna" line at the same time. "Jinx! Pinch, poke, you owe me a Coke!" Neither of us like Coke, so we didn't adhere to the rules of being jinxed and having to pay up. Maybe we should've used Starbucks, or better yet, Peet's Coffee, in the place of Coke. Next time.

Any way, this ornament is truly sporty, like a tuna. It was a purrfect choice. Big Brother got it -- no long-winded explanation required. Actually, no explanation at all. 

Okay, so we are a weird family.

At least our decorating didn't turn out weird.
Well... unless you think it's weird that the stockings are hung with care from the mantle on the outdoor fireplace. It is a covered patio area, so it is almost indoors. I figure that this location makes it easier for S.C. to fill the socks. 
It was a team effort to get the exterior of the house decorated. With everyone lending a hand, it didn't take long. 

This year, we bought more jumbo ornaments at Costco to decorate the Holly trees. Several neighbors complimented our efforts, so we must be doing okay; however, we cannot keep up with the Joneses. We don't actually have any neighbors named Jones, but we do have several folks in the 'hood who pay to have their exterior lights profe$$ionally installed along the roofline. We just don't put lights up that high. Problem solved. Money saved.

This is as high as we go.




 Here is the view from the court:
When I took this photo, I didn't notice that there was a small section of lights on one of the garlands that had gone out. Don't worry. We fixed that; however, I neglected to take another picture.

The two trees in front of our casa are live oaks. When mature, they will be 40-60+ feet tall. We will definitely not be putting lights on them when they are at that height. We will not still be living in this house. We likely will not be living at all! 
And given the fact that the spread of these trees is 60'+ wide, in 100 years, the front of the house will not even be visible. 

Why did the developer of our neighborhood think these trees were a good idea to put in the front lawns? Who knows... Nearly every house on our street has 'em.

Maybe someday it'll look like this on Everest Road:
Ha!!!

I cannot imagine putting lights on a 40' tall tree, but there are people who do. Or people who hire people who do. :-) As we drove through a neighborhood in Dallas, we spotted this decked out tree:
I would not have any idea of how much it costs to wrap a giant tree in strings of LEDs. Cha-ching?


Our Christmas tree looks rather puny compared to the tree in the previous picture.
Jemima thinks it is purrfect. Our silly cats love to snooze under the tree and on top of packages. 

This year, I made the mistake of buying sparkly ribbon and wrapping paper. 

The upside? It is soooo pretty and festive.

The downside? It's pretty messy.

The cats have had shimmering, sparkling coats most days. I, too, usually have glitzy stuff on my face, and hands, and clothing. The floor is even glittery. It'll be the gift that keeps on giving, long after the recycling guys pick up all the used giftwrap.

Feast your eyes on these beautifully wrapped presents.
Mr. Santa has the right idea. Paper bags and duct tape work just fine. And who needs a bothersome tag when writing on the tape with a fat, black Sharpie works perfectly.

When the kids were little, we never did Santa gifts. 

Bah, humbug! (I know that you are thinking it, so I said it for you.) 

Now that our kids are grown up, Mr. Smith has fun buying silly games, books, cosmetic items and favorite junk food for the 3Smithlings. They all enjoy seeing what those brown grocery bags contain. Santa never disappoints! There are always things that make for a good laugh. And that's the best gift of all.

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Picture Perfect/Purrfect

It took some doing, but we finally managed to pose for a Smith family photo. It is getting increasingly difficult to get everyone together, but we pulled it off. Miraculously, the battery packs were charged and we managed to locate where the tripod was stored. Everyone is looking at the camera, all are smiling, and eyes are open. Best of all, the picture is in focus. Yay! I am pleased.
 The cats are NOT pleased. 
Jemima looks ticked off and Bartholomew just looks indifferent. This pic pretty accurately captures the temperaments -- of all parties involved!


As Mr. Smith was taking a "head-on" shot of his three kids, I sneaked in a picture from the side. I love it! I think it just might be my favorite. For today, any way.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Yes, B&J, There is a "Sandy Claws"

Who's been naughty and who's been nice?
The Smith beasties are both pretty nice -- especially since the Coonies got all freshened up for the Christmas festivities. Don't you love how happy they look about their situation? Bartholomew and Jemima never really complain. This is more a look of indignant resignation. 

But look how fluffy they are after the bath is over and all is said and done. 

#sofluffyimgoingtodie  

And they smell yummy.
Although bath time isn't a favorite activity, our duo of fluff is truly happy about their early gift -- a cat tree. (Yay fur Costco!)
It's really hard to find a Maine Coon-sized tree, without going custom or DIY. The kittehs barely fit into the carpeted platters and the tube, but they don't mind the cozy fit.

Now that these two have already received their gift, they are only asking Santa to bring a fresh a stash of catnip on Christmas Day. However, they just might land on the "naughty" list from imbibing too much 'nip.
The parting shot? We call this the double platter-puss position. 

Friday, November 28, 2014

Thursday is the New Black Friday

I have never participated in any of the Black Friday shopping hoopla. Ever.

Well... There were those few years during college that I worked in retail, so I was often scheduled to work during the big kick-off to Christmas shopping. It is different being on the cash register side of the check-out stand. It is a simpler, kinder, and gentler role than that of the hunter of the bargains. Black Friday (as we know it today) didn't even really exist back then. Or if it did, I must have blocked it from my memory.

A quick Google fact-check revealed that the term "Black Friday" originated in the 1960s in Philadelphia, but the use of the phrase didn't become widespread until decades later. 

When I was a kid, department stores would maybe open up at 9 AM the morning after Turkey Day. Or 8 AM would have been a really early start. Store openings got earlier and earlier until finally, in 2011, several retailers like Best Buy, Target, and Kohl's opened up at midnight. This was an unprecedented, bold move. Not to be outdone, Walmart opened at 8 PM on Thanksgiving Day the following year. (As a side note, you could not pay me to go to a W-Mart on Thanksgiving Day, or the day after, or the day after that! It is not going to happen. IT. IS. NOT. WORTH. IT.) This year, many stores opened at 6 PM on Thanksgiving Day. Next year, we might find that these retailers simply never close. Maybe they will start serving turkey dinner with all the trimmings to bargain hunters and huntresses. Then again, maybe not. This might encourage food fights.

Soooo, I suppose I can still claim B. Friday non-participation, even though I did take my youngest daughter shopping. We opted to go at 8 PM on Thursday, so TECHNICALLY we didn't shop on Black Friday.

My dearest sister is the one who originally agreed to take the teens shopping, then I half-heartedly agreed to go along. We thought that perhaps these two girlies would be dissuaded from future B. Friday excursions if they saw firsthand how crowded and not-worth-the-effort getting "malled" really is. And the hope was that the price reductions really wouldn't be all that great.

Miss Millie and her friend Mak were quite eager to find some of the AWESOME deals like the ones that their friends had boasted about finding during last year's Black Friday shopping conquests. (These stories could have been exaggerated, of course; kind of like a fisherman's big fish tales...) It's true, there were a few good deals out there, but the checkout lines were r-e-a-l-l-y long. For me, it is not worth waiting in a long line with irritated shoppers if I'm only going to save a few bucks.

There were a few department stores and small specialty shops that did not open up for the craziness. I applaud their stance on keeping a holiday a holiday. I made sure to take note of those stores so I could go back at a later date to give them my support. 

Our evil plan did not work quite as well as we had hoped. Despite battling the crush of humanity (and countless human oddities on parade), the girls had a blast and found some pretty good deals. Look at those smiles. Yes, we survived. And it was fun getting to hang out with these two.

As for checking things off of my shopping list, I am loading up the Amazon sleigh and letting the nice folks at UPS, Fed-Ex and the USPS do all my delivering. I think I'm more of a Cyber Monday kind o' gal.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Giving Thanks

Thanksgiving 2014
We had place settings for 17 guests and enough food for 40. That can only mean one thing: LEFTOVERS! There was simply too much good food. 


The Avocado Queen got the "feastivities" started by creating an incredible guacamole appetizer bar. Olé!

From vegan offerings to gluten free options, there was something for just about everyone. Of course, there was something in the meat family. One turkey was grilled and the second bird was prepared in the oven using traditional methods. What a feast! The best part was spending time together preparing the food. I think that every single person present had some part in getting the meal ready. That saying about "too many cooks spoiling the broth" just ain't true! "Many hands make light work" just might be a more accurate description.

Lots o' Thompsons and the five Smiths were able to pose for a big ol' group shot.
Can you tell we are related?!
 Texas Thompsons
 Smith seesters 
St. Louis Thompsons

One of our annual Thanksgiving traditions is to have our guests write what they are thankful for on our chalkboard. We didn't get 100% participation this time around, but I think this list pretty well sums up what everyone is grateful for. And then there's my son who always has to be silly. Can you guess which item is his? Last year, toilet paper was on the list. This year, he is enjoying a gluten-laden diet. 

We should all count our blessings and give thanks every day; however, I'm thankful that we don't have such huge meals every day -- in terms of preparation AND cleanup, as well as consumption of far too many calories. I'm just thankful I can still zip up my jeans after all the celebration. 

Saturday, November 22, 2014

About Face

We had no idea what we would be doing when we volunteered to help with a community Thanksgiving festival in west Dallas. Our church had twenty-ish people show up to lend a hand. We signed up to be on the set-up crew, but we got put to work making balloon animals and doing face painting. We know nothing about either of these things! One of my friends who was there volunteering saved our bacon -- she has mad face painting skills. 

Many families arrived an hour early, so it was up to us to keep the kids entertained until the meal was served. Our balloon animal creations were rather lame, but the kids were forgiving. It was all about the face.








This little girl simply stole my heart, as she is so precious. She was pleased that I wanted to do a mini photo shoot of her with her painted face. These are my two favorite shots of the day.

 One little girl wanted to try her hand at face art. She is way too cute!
She drew on both of us. Millie is a star and I'm a heart.
Our budding "junior artist" also painted this message on her big sister's hand. It says, "I love Jesus" because the heart stands for love and the cross represents Christ. She had to tell me what it said, and she was quite emphatic about it! I LOVE it!!!
Our friends Izumi and Jana should've also gotten stars drawn on their faces for figuring out how to make balloon giraffes and dogs. (We also perfected making balloon fish and snakes.) Thanks to these two and their patience and creativity, Millie and I can now add balloon artist to our résumés! HA!